AprokoNation, gather ‘round! E be like say one of our favorite acclaimed directors is currently performing a masterclass in professional 'submarining' on social media, and the waves are hitting hard! We all know that feeling when a movie drops and the streets are saying ‘M.I.A.’ - Missing In Action -but the director is telling us it’s actually a cinematic masterpiece that only incompetent people don’t get. Oya, let's talk about the matter before everything spoil finish.
They say a bad workman quarrels with his tools, but our Oga Director is quarreling with the entire box office! The word on the street is that a recent big-budget project did not exactly rake in the numbers that his contemporaries are currently celebrating. Instead of doing a soul search on the script or maybe the acting, he went on a full-blown social media rant, throwing massive shade at the whole cinema model!
He said he is not interested in the 'billions' that Nollywood filmmakers are celebrating if the take-home pay is low, and complained bitterly about how exhausting it is to have to 'dance' and create skits to sell a film. Wait, what?
The moment that comment landed, AprokoNation's keyboard warriors went to work! Critics - the real ones, not the imaginary ones he's fighting - immediately dragged the supposed 'masterpiece' mercilessly. They pointed out the plot holes you could drive a truck through, and the terrible acting that made us rewind just to be sure.
And the clapback from his colleagues? Pure fire! When the shade was interpreted as a direct hit at Funke Akindele's record-breaking cinema run, she didn't just walk away. She dropped a cryptic, but highly potent warning, advising a certain someone not to let 'jealousy burn' them. Omo, the skies are wide enough! This whole episode is a classic example of watching a renowned director self-destructing his own public goodwill because the money didn't hit right.
See, the Koko of the matter be say: If your film is technically sound but nobody goes to see it, you check your marketing. If your film is marketed heavily but the reviews are universally bad - as some of his projects have faced, noting 'depthless dialogues' and 'baseless scenes' - then you check your script and your casting.
But to bomb on the box office and then turn around to call the audience, critics, and the entire system incompetent because they are celebrating films that people actually pay to see? My dear, that is still bad acting. He wants to make an 'amazing film' without having to 'dance to sell that film', but the reality is, cinema is a business of show and sell. Nollywood is no longer a monopoly!
Drop your takes, AprokoNation! Is he speaking the truth about artistic integrity, or is this just a classic case of 'sour grapes' after a box office L?
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