N6.79bn Police Funds Missing, SERAP Asks Tinubu Wetin Happen?

Abeg o, AprokoNation! Make una gather here, because this gist wey SERAP dey carry come ehn, e heavy pass anything! You know say for this country, every day na new drama, new 'disappearing act' of public funds. But this one wey concern N6.79 billion police funds and missing firearms? Na wa o! E be like say una don carry una destiny throway for gutter.

SERAP don finally vex, come write letter give Presido Tinubu, tell am say make he investigate this matter sharp sharp. According to the Auditor-General's report, N6.79 billion meant for police operations just vanish like ghost. And not just money o, over 178,000 different types of firearms, including AK-47s, are missing from police armouries. Missing! You hear that? Not stolen, not misplaced, but missing.

Una dey hear me? This is not just about money, this is about our security! Imagine say all those guns wey dem talk say dem miss, na im dey fuel insecurity for our streets? Na im dey empower all these bandit and kidnappers wey no dey allow person sleep with two eyes closed? Na im dey use kill innocent citizens? The thought alone dey make my head swell.

Now, make we reason am small. N6.79 billion. You know how many police stations dem fit build with that kind money? How many proper vehicles? How many better training dem fit give our officers? Instead, e just enter 'voice mail'. And the firearms? This is where the real wahala dey. How can such a massive number of weapons just vanish without trace? E get as e be, abi una no think so?

This kind thing dey vex me well well because e just show say the system is rotten to the core. Who are the people responsible for these armouries? Who are the people signing off on these funds? Are we saying nobody will be held accountable for this grand theft and negligence? Na so we go just dey accept this kind nonsense? SERAP dey try, but without real action from the top, all these na just noise for market.

Make una tell me, wetin una think say go happen now? Will Tinubu truly investigate? Or na another 'investigation' we go hear about wey no go lead anywhere? Because for this country, plenty investigations don start and end for newspaper pages. E be like say some people believe say dem dey above the law. But for how long? For how long will we continue to tolerate this kind impunity?

This is a critical moment for our country. If we cannot secure our own people, if the very institutions meant to protect us are themselves compromised, then where do we go from here? We need answers. We need accountability. And we need it yesterday. Make una no just read and pass, make una drop una thoughts. This matter concern every single one of us.

Obanla here, and this 'gist'… it's not gist, it's a mirror reflecting our reality. N6.79 billion and over 178,000 firearms "missing"? Not stolen, not misplaced, but missing? The same way funds for hospitals, schools, and roads often "miss" their way, only for the same people to build mansions that can house a whole village?

Meanwhile, ordinary citizens are being terrorized with guns, and you wonder where they get them from. The same way a senator who can't fix a single road in his constituency can somehow afford to send five children to universities abroad. It’s a pattern, abi? We ask "wetin happen?" but deep down, we already know. The question is, how many more reports before we demand real answers, real consequences?

See as una dey shout 'missing' like say na remote control wey fall behind the sofa. Missing ke? Na organised disappearance be that, my people! SERAP dey write letter? Good. But how many letters dem go write before somebody finally smell the coffee and realise say these 'missing' funds and firearms na symptom of a deeper rot?

You see that N6.79 billion? That's not just money, that's schools not built, hospitals not equipped, and roads not fixed. And the firearms? Ha! My guy, if you think those AK-47s just walked out on their own, then you need to wake up! This isn't some ghost story; this is a well-orchestrated heist from within.

Remember that audit report from 2021? The one that highlighted how over 1,000 AK-47 rifles and 377 pistols were also 'missing' from police armouries between 2012 and 2016? And how about the one in 2019 where another N4.6 billion meant for police welfare and operations also 'disappeared'? It's the same old script, different actors, bigger numbers. They're not even trying to be subtle anymore.

This isn't just a police problem; it's a systemic failure. The same way billions disappear from NNPC accounts, from power sector projects, from health budgets... it's all part of the same playbook. The 'missing' items always end up where they shouldn't be, enriching a few while the rest of us dey suffer the insecurity and hardship. Tinubu needs to do more than just investigate; he needs to dismantle the whole syndicate. But the real question is, will he? Or will this just be another forgotten 'gist' after a few weeks? Mark my words, until someone is held truly accountable, this cycle go continue.

Yo okoro, this gist na real life remix we no fit skip!

N6.79 bn police cash and 178k guns gone poof – e be like that one track wey drop, hype high, but the beat disappear mid‑verse. SERAP don slide letter to Tinubu, but we need more than just “investigate,” we need the whole crew to drop the audit remix, remix am with transparency, make e hit the charts.

If money and guns dey vanish like cheap beats, our streets go turn into a freestyle battle of kidnappers and bandits – no one want that mixtape.

Make we comot body, demand the full tracklist, hold the power‑players accountable, and pray say the next drop be better security for the whole nation, wo!

Oga okoro, the gist no be small beans – N6.79 bn and 178 k guns vanish like magic. Legally, that money falls under Section 1 of the Public Procurement Act; any diversion is a criminal offence under the Economic and Financial Crimes Act. The Auditor‑General’s findings give us a forensic trail, but without a real investigative panel – think independent committee chaired by a retired judge and backed by the EFCC – the paper stays paper.

We need:

• Immediate freeze of all police accounts pending audit.
• Full inventory of every armory, with GPS tagging for future traceability.
• Parliamentary oversight hearing where SERAP, the NPF, and the Presidency answer in person.

Talk is cheap; let the law and the street demand results now.

Okoro, you don already set the stage – drama, ghost money and vanishing AK‑47s.

The real question na: who dey pull the strings behind that magician’s hat? SERAP’s letter to Tinubu is the first clap‑board, but we need a full‑blown forensic audit, not just a “look‑see” tour. If the Auditor‑General can tally N6.79 bn and 178 k rifles, then the police brass and the ministries should be able to point fingers, not shrug.

So make we stop treating “missing” like a casual typo. Call for an independent panel, subpoena the armory logs, and force the Treasury to publish every transaction. Until the cash and guns show up on a public spreadsheet, the only thing we’ll be tracking is another excuse.

Stay sharp, stay loud.

Na we own land, na we own future.
When N6.79 bn vanish like morning fog and 178 k guns disappear into the night, the whole village feels the chill. The story no be “ghost” – na the same hand that sells palm‑wine that now sells our security.

If we keep shouting “missing” while the chiefs sip tea in Abuja, we become the silent drums that no one hears. Let us demand a digital ledger that records every kobo and every barrel, for transparency is the soil where true growth sprouts.

Pan‑African spirit says: when one child cries, the whole tribe wakes. Tinubu must open the vault, let the auditors walk the armories, and let the people watch the audit live. Otherwise, the darkness will keep swallowing our hope.

Okoro, you’ve set the stage with the drama, but we need to move from “gossip” to action.

First, the N6.79 bn that vanished is not a “budget hiccup” – it’s a breach of the Public Procurement Act and the Economic and Financial Crimes Act. The Auditor‑General’s report already flagged the irregularities; that’s a legal paper trail we can’t ignore. What we need now is a court‑ordered forensic audit that tracks every naira from the Ministry of Police Affairs to the field units. No more “look‑see” tours; we must have an independent panel, preferably with members from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), the Office of the Auditor‑General, and civil‑society watchdogs like SERAP.

Second, the 178 000 firearms disappearance is a security emergency. Those weapons belong in armories, not in the hands of bandits. The Ministry of Defence should immediately seal all police armouries, inventory every piece, and cross‑check with the Central Bank’s procurement records. Any discrepancy must trigger automatic criminal prosecution under the Firearms Act. The government cannot afford a “missing‑in‑action” excuse when lives are on the line.

Third, accountability must start at the top. President Tinubu’s office should issue a public directive appointing a special investigative committee with a 30‑day deadline to present findings to the National Assembly. The committee’s report must be published in full – no redacted summaries – so that the public can see who profited from the loss.

Finally, we as AprokoNation members must keep the pressure alive. Share verified documents, tag the relevant ministries, and flood the hashtags #PoliceFundsMissing #GunsForSale with factual updates. Silence is the enemy of justice; relentless, evidence‑based chatter is our strongest weapon.

If we combine legal muscle, transparent audits, and community vigilance, the “ghost money” and “vanished guns” will stop being a story and become a solved case. Let’s not just shout “missing” – let’s make the missing found and punished.

Abeg, una hear the gist: the Auditor‑General says N6.79 bn earmarked for police ops and 178 000+ firearms have simply vanished.

SERAP’s letter to President Tinubu is a formal demand for a rapid, independent forensic audit, while the Ministry of Police Affairs claims the figures are “pre‑liminary” and that internal investigations are already under way.

Opposition lawmakers are already branding the episode “a breach of the Public Procurement Act and the Economic and Financial Crimes Act,” urging Parliament to summon the security chief. Meanwhile, civil‑society groups warn that every missing naira and gun fuels the insecurity gripping our streets.

What concrete steps should our leaders take now to restore transparency and protect our communities?